Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Error codes in Windows
|WinErr 001: Windows loaded – System in danger WinErr 002: No Error – Yet...
Gotta love the unions!
Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied...
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Yo mama’s head so small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama...
Question answer 01
|Where do religious school children practice sports?In the prayground! How did the basketball court...