Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
One way ticket across the country
|A groom’s friends decided to throw his bachelor party the day before the wedding,...
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
Naming your child
|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
American Beer
This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex....