Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly…
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort,...
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
BAD Bunny Wabbit!
A woman walks into a veterinarian’s waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a...
beer and a box
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
rolling stones
|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop...