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Man’s Worst Nightmare
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How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book? A: It’s called, “The In’s...
There were two people having sex in a car…
There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy...
Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
Magic Cure for Impotence
A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during...