What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
Microsoft versus GM
|Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...
Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...