Birth of a Candy Bar
Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of...
Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!
Diff Between Man and Childbirth
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?One can be terribly painful and...
My husband’s last wish!
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s...
Stupid Insults 23/31
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Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...