Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
billy’s father is a lawyer
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...