Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...
Nose Picking Glossary
THE KIDDIE PICK…When you’re by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday…
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail...
Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship…
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat...
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...