How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
The Miracle Show…
An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching...
The bachelor’s diet
|Bachelor’s DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST – Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while...
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I...
A horrible tragedy
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
The doctor took Bill into the room and said…
The doctor took Bill into the room and said,”Bill, I have some good news...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!