Bad News 2
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The...
Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...
Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Military Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives…
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. “Does your wife ever …...
Two guys were discussing popular family trends…
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, “I...
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...