Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Four worst words
Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of...
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Like a Woman
On a Trans-Atlantic Flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...