Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Saddam and Clinton
What might’ve happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
Why are men like blenders?
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...