Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
Peroxides and Black Men
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have...
If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...
Man’s best friend.
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Physical training job
|The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.”I want every man to...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
99 Condoms
A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where...