You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
A rookie police officer was assigned…
A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
PMS in the bible!
The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!