Chinese and Spielberg
A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Goodbye To Bin Laden
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Problems and Male Gender
Ever notice how so many of women’s problems can be traced to the male...
Definitions from Kids
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Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
Priests undies
Why did the Priest wear underwear in the shower?He didn’t want to look down...
Types of computer viruses
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus:...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...