Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...
It’s Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
Beer Contains Female Hormones
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!