The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
10 Husbands
TEN HUSBANDSA lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding...
The family of tomatoes
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An ode to old age
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Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
VATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference in St. Peter’s Square this...
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|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
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Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition. Self pick-up from Yugoslavia...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
DUMB Questions Part 2!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do...