Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing…
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then...
Blonde on a Cruise!
A Blonde walks into a Restaraunt, and she goes straight to the bulletin board...
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
Men And Lino
Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them...
Meet the Genie
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined...
If Microsoft built cars
|Top Ten ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars:1. A Particular model...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...