Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.
ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
Universal Corporate Translator
“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION”:You’ll be making under $6 an hour.- – - – -”ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN...
Rules Guys wished Girls knew…
Rules that guys wished girls knew……….1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are....
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
Meet the Schitt Family!
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!