Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
A horrible tragedy
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
Connecticut Crazy Law
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour....
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...