What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.
Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
Secret Gov’t Project Revealed…
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with...
The Old Monk
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other...
Diamond Ring
A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight....
Jokes for the Ladies!
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see...
Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!