Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
What is a yankee?
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
My Montana Diary
Aug. 12 Moved to our new home in Montana. It is so beautiful here....
Cross country race
During my college days there was a competitionfor cross country race that was around...