Acronyms
PCMCIA People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing...
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
Gift for a birthday
|A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she...
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...
Living on Earth
“Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the...
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...