I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
Charlie Brown in the 90′s
Do you remember the Charlie Brown specials that taught valuable life lessons to a...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Dating Young Women
A single man in his 40′s often has a problem finding women at his...
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
AMERICA: Passing the Blame
We yanks just love to pass the blame. What other country can boast of...
Ride ‘em Cowboy!
Ed and Ted went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered...