Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
A young girl had not been feeling well…
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor....
Amish father
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty...
When should you care for a man’s company?
When should you care for a man’s company?When he owns it.
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Best kind of sex
A man went to a sex doctor and told him of his extremely active...