Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
Questions & Answer Quickies!
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on…
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
The 5th floor!
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...