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A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
What happens if you put a blonde up side down?
Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?A: A brunette with...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
A husband with a computer addiction
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Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
The top ten signs that someone is using your e-mail account
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