Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
Chinese Goer
A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for theevening....
Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Kansas Crazy Law
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other...
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid…
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The officeworker asked...
A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...