A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
sailor’s experience in the Army
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual sailor’s experience in...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Farm jokes 03
|What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is...
Back in the good ole days in Texas…
Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Love Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
On a very cold night…
On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the localbrothel and the...