Whose Job Is It?
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.There was...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...
Philly Cops
Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway...
Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...