Blowing Bubbles
Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
WHAT IS THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Age WHAT’S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? 17 17 25 25 35 35...
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were…
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...