Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
A letter to John Hinkley
Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just...
Coffee Klatch
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends “My son...
A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
Virgina Girl
A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her...
Confusion about Y2K
|Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none...
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...