They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Dying Family
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned...
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
The inmates last wish!
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing...
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
University Courses For Women
Etiquette and Behavior:EB101: PMS (Preposterous Mood Swings) -Learning To Sleep Over At Mother’sEB102: We...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.