How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Dying Family
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Who’s Fishing?
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her...
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting…
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked,...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.