Top ten things women would do …
TOP TEN things women would do if they woke up and had a penis...
blonde q and a’s
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Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
Where Am I!!!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green,...
50 Fun Things To Do During An Exam
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...