Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
New bumper stickers.
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to...
Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our...
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A:...