Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
Top 10 Reasons Why Hurricane Season is Like Christmas
Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Like Christmas 10. Decorating the house (boarding up...
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
Studying the twinkies
|In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristics...
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
Age DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 “Burger King” 25 “Free meal” 35 “A...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
Bill Clinton & the Genie
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie...
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...