Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Salad
Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad...
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning,...
Rookie is on the job
|A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with...
The Real Cinderella Story
The story takes off where Cinderella just got yelled at by her step-mother, then...
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.