Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Signs and notices 03
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a Santa...
The Scottsman!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
The Coincidence
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar...
Diary of a computer lamer
|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
Room Service
This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in...