Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
OLD NEVER DIES 13
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Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Mind over matter!
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
A dentis appointment
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits....
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...
Did you know there are serial number on condoms?
Did you know there are serial number on condoms………No?.I guess you didn’t roll them...