Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
Devil herself
A fellow’s wife was very worried about her husband’s heavy drinking and one night...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Colors of Your Sex
If your favorite color is:RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are...
How does a Russian commit suicide?
How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...