I’m sending out some cards
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The loss of engines
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Elephant jokes 02
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Not On Your Anniversary!
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What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
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How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
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yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!
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Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....