Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
Please describe him
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...
Red fire fighter
|There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
There were three Eskimos in Alaska…
There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their...