A suitable transplant
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their...
Donkey Woman!
A guy and his wife walked into a bar one day, the wife takes...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
Drivers Identity by Location
How to identify where a driver is from…One hand on wheel, one hand on...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...
MICHAEL KENNEDY
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Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
Two men were boasting to each other…
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...