Blonde Swims the english Channel
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were...
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I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...
What is the future
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Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Corporate lingo list
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Just a memory!
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.They...
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy…
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the...
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...