New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
How does a Russian commit suicide?
How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
Two men went to the desert for a vacation…
Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and...
Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
Ebonics As a Second Language
A FRIEND OF MINE HAS AN 18 YEAR OLD SON NAMED LEROY. HE ATTENDS...