My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
Ghost
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:”How many here believe in...
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
Blonde on computer
How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out...
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny.
A little change
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said:”Since we are the best...