Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
The Laws of Work…
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching…
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching and Johhny has still not decidied what...
Tip of the iceberg
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.