Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...
Blondie
There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...