A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
A golf blooded reptile!
|What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
Little Carrie likes to screw
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...